The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Zach Charbonnet
Zach Charbonnet · SEA · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Charbonnet's stadium. Only over Charbonnet.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Charbonnet's week
- Charbonnet will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
- Charbonnet will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
90%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Buccaneers locker room
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Charbonnet's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zach Charbonnet in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zach Charbonnet is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zach Charbonnet actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.