The Stuffed Run Hex of Zach Charbonnet
Zach Charbonnet · SEA · RB
“Charbonnet will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Charbonnet's week
- Charbonnet gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UCLA's biggest rival.
- The team goes up 21 early and Charbonnet gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
72%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single tear from a Dolphins fan
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Charbonnet, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zach Charbonnet in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zach Charbonnet is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zach Charbonnet actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.