The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Zach Charbonnet
Zach Charbonnet · SEA · RB
“Charbonnet gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Charbonnet's week
- Charbonnet gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Charbonnet breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
92%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Charbonnet's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zach Charbonnet in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zach Charbonnet is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zach Charbonnet actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.