The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Aaron Jones Sr.
Aaron Jones Sr. · MIN · RB
“Jones Sr.'s offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Jones Sr.'s week
- Jones Sr. is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Jones Sr. loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
80%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single tear from a Patriots fan
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Jones Sr.'s stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Jahmyr Gibbs
- Bijan Robinson
- Christian McCaffrey
- Jonathan Taylor
- James Cook III
- Derrick Henry
- Saquon Barkley
- Justin Jefferson
- Omarion Hampton
- Ashton Jeanty
- Kyren Williams
- Chase Brown
FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Jones Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Jones Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Jones Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.