The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Aaron Jones Sr.
Aaron Jones Sr. · MIN · RB
“Jones Sr. scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Jones Sr.'s week
- Jones Sr. gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Jones Sr. is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
83%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Jones Sr., hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- Christian McCaffrey
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- Kyren Williams
- Chase Brown
FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Jones Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Jones Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Jones Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.