The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Aaron Jones Sr.
Aaron Jones Sr. · MIN · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Jones Sr.'s only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Jones Sr.'s week
- Jones Sr. gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
- Ref: "Number Jones Sr., that's a flag." Jones Sr.: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
89%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Jones Sr. drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Jones Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Jones Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Jones Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.