The Fumble Hex of Aaron Jones Sr.
Aaron Jones Sr. · MIN · RB
“Jones Sr. is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Jones Sr.'s week
- Jones Sr. gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- A mysterious flag erases Jones Sr.'s only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
91%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Jones Sr.'s Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Jones Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Jones Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Jones Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.