The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Aaron Jones Sr.
Aaron Jones Sr. · MIN · RB
“Jones Sr.'s only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Jones Sr.'s week
- Jones Sr. will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Jones Sr. gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
78%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Texans jersey, ironically worn
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Eye of Texans, tongue of ref,
Bring Vikings down to grief,
Jones Sr. scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Jones Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Jones Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Jones Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.