The Late Scratch Hex of Aaron Jones Sr.
Aaron Jones Sr. · MIN · RB
“Jones Sr. will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Jones Sr.'s week
- Jones Sr. goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Coach says Jones Sr. is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
90%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single Vikings jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Eye of 49ers, tongue of ref,
Bring Vikings down to grief,
Jones Sr. scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Jones Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Jones Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Jones Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.