The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Aaron Jones Sr.
Aaron Jones Sr. · MIN · RB
“Jones Sr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UTEP's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Jones Sr.'s week
- Jones Sr. runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- A mysterious flag erases Jones Sr.'s only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
89%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single 49ers jersey, ironically worn
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Jones Sr.'s snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Jones Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Jones Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Jones Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.