The Committee Backfield Hex of Aaron Jones Sr.
Aaron Jones Sr. · MIN · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Jones Sr.'s stadium. Only over Jones Sr..” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Jones Sr.'s week
- Jones Sr.'s offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
- Jones Sr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UTEP's biggest rival.
88%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Jones Sr.'s snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Jones Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Jones Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Jones Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.