The Hamstring Hex of Aaron Jones Sr.
Aaron Jones Sr. · MIN · RB
“Jones Sr. is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Jones Sr.'s week
- Jones Sr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UTEP's biggest rival.
- Jones Sr. is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
91%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Jones Sr.'s snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Jones Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Jones Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Jones Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.