The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Aaron Jones Sr.
Aaron Jones Sr. · MIN · RB
“Jones Sr. is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Jones Sr.'s week
- Jones Sr. goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Jones Sr. gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
86%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single tear from a Bears fan
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Eye of Bills, tongue of ref,
Bring Vikings down to grief,
Jones Sr. scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Jones Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Jones Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Jones Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.