The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Aaron Jones Sr.
Aaron Jones Sr. · MIN · RB
“The broadcast shows Jones Sr. on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Jones Sr.'s week
- Jones Sr. rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Jones Sr.'s stadium. Only over Jones Sr..
78%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Jones Sr., hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Jones Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Jones Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Jones Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.