The Committee Backfield Hex of Aaron Jones Sr.
Aaron Jones Sr. · MIN · RB
“Jones Sr. is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Jones Sr.'s week
- Jones Sr. loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
85%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single tear from a Chiefs fan
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Eye of Vikings, tongue of ref,
Bring Vikings down to grief,
Jones Sr. scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Jones Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Jones Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Jones Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.