The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Aaron Jones Sr.
Aaron Jones Sr. · MIN · RB
“Jones Sr. will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Jones Sr.'s week
- Jones Sr. is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Coach says Jones Sr. is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
83%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Eye of Cowboys, tongue of ref,
Bring Vikings down to grief,
Jones Sr. scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Jones Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Jones Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Jones Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.