The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Aaron Jones Sr.
Aaron Jones Sr. · MIN · RB
“Jones Sr. loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Jones Sr.'s week
- The team goes up 21 early and Jones Sr. gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
- Jones Sr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UTEP's biggest rival.
92%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Jones Sr. drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Jones Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Jones Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Jones Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.