The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Aaron Jones Sr.
Aaron Jones Sr. · MIN · RB
“Jones Sr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UTEP's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Jones Sr.'s week
- Jones Sr. is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Jones Sr. gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
86%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single Bills jersey, ironically worn
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Jones Sr.'s points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Jones Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Jones Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Jones Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.