The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Aaron Jones Sr.
Aaron Jones Sr. · MIN · RB
“A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Jones Sr.'s week
- Jones Sr.'s only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Jones Sr.'s best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
87%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Bears jersey, ironically worn
- A single tear from a Cardinals fan
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Dolphins locker room
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Jones Sr.'s points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Jones Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Jones Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Jones Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.