The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Aaron Jones Sr.
Aaron Jones Sr. · MIN · RB
“Jones Sr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UTEP's biggest rival.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Jones Sr.'s week
- Jones Sr. gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- The team goes up 21 early and Jones Sr. gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
76%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Jones Sr.'s points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Jones Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Jones Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Jones Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.