The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Aaron Jones Sr.
Aaron Jones Sr. · MIN · RB
“Jones Sr. tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Jones Sr.'s week
- Jones Sr. gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Jones Sr. sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
80%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Raiders locker room
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Jones Sr. drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Jones Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Jones Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Jones Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.