The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Aaron Jones Sr.
Aaron Jones Sr. · MIN · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Jones Sr.'s only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Jones Sr.'s week
- Jones Sr. gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
- Jones Sr. tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
79%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Jones Sr., drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Jones Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Jones Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Jones Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.