The Phantom Flag Hex of Aaron Jones Sr.
Aaron Jones Sr. · MIN · RB
“Coach says Jones Sr. is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Jones Sr.'s week
- The team goes up 21 early and Jones Sr. gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
- Jones Sr. will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
88%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Saints fan
- A single Packers jersey, ironically worn
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Jones Sr. drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Jones Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Jones Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Jones Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.