The Committee Backfield Hex of Aaron Jones Sr.
Aaron Jones Sr. · MIN · RB
“Jones Sr. breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Jones Sr.'s week
- A mysterious flag erases Jones Sr.'s only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Jones Sr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UTEP's biggest rival.
86%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Jones Sr.'s stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Jones Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Jones Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Jones Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.