The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Aaron Jones Sr.
Aaron Jones Sr. · MIN · RB
“Jones Sr. is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Jones Sr.'s week
- Jones Sr. gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Jones Sr. breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
82%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Jones Sr. drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Jones Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Jones Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Jones Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.