The Mystery Tweak Hex of Aaron Jones Sr.
Aaron Jones Sr. · MIN · RB
“Jones Sr.'s best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Jones Sr.'s week
- Jones Sr. is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Ref: "Number Jones Sr., that's a flag." Jones Sr.: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
77%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Jones Sr. drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Jones Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Jones Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Jones Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.