The Snap Count Hex of Aaron Jones Sr.
Aaron Jones Sr. · MIN · RB
“Jones Sr. gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Jones Sr.'s week
- Jones Sr. gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
- Ref: "Number Jones Sr., that's a flag." Jones Sr.: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
92%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single Panthers jersey, ironically worn
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Jones Sr.'s Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Jones Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Jones Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Jones Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.