The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Aaron Jones Sr.
Aaron Jones Sr. · MIN · RB
“The team goes up 21 early and Jones Sr. gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Jones Sr.'s week
- Coach says Jones Sr. is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
- A mysterious flag erases Jones Sr.'s only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
88%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Jones Sr.'s snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Jones Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Jones Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Jones Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.