The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Aaron Jones Sr.
Aaron Jones Sr. · MIN · RB
“Jones Sr.'s offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Jones Sr.'s week
- Jones Sr. will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Jones Sr. gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
84%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Jones Sr.'s snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Jones Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Jones Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Jones Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.