The Snap Count Hex of Aaron Jones Sr.
Aaron Jones Sr. · MIN · RB
“Jones Sr. tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Jones Sr.'s week
- Jones Sr. runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- Jones Sr. is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
76%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Jones Sr., drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Jones Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Jones Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Jones Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.