The Late Scratch Hex of Aaron Jones Sr.
Aaron Jones Sr. · MIN · RB
“Jones Sr. runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Jones Sr.'s week
- The team goes up 21 early and Jones Sr. gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
- A mysterious flag erases Jones Sr.'s only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
87%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Eye of Jaguars, tongue of ref,
Bring Vikings down to grief,
Jones Sr. scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Jones Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Jones Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Jones Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.