The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Aaron Jones Sr.
Aaron Jones Sr. · MIN · RB
“Jones Sr.'s best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Jones Sr.'s week
- Jones Sr. will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Jones Sr. scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
82%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A used challenge flag
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Falcons locker room
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Jones Sr. drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Jones Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Jones Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Jones Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.