The Late Scratch Hex of Aaron Jones Sr.
Aaron Jones Sr. · MIN · RB
“Jones Sr. gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Jones Sr.'s week
- Jones Sr.'s only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Jones Sr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UTEP's biggest rival.
83%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Jones Sr.'s points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Jones Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Jones Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Jones Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.