The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Aaron Jones Sr.
Aaron Jones Sr. · MIN · RB
“Jones Sr.'s offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Jones Sr.'s week
- Jones Sr. is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
- The broadcast shows Jones Sr. on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
72%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Jones Sr., Jones Sr., in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Jones Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Jones Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Jones Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.