The Mystery Tweak Hex of Aaron Jones Sr.
Aaron Jones Sr. · MIN · RB
“Jones Sr. breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Jones Sr.'s week
- Jones Sr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UTEP's biggest rival.
- Jones Sr. tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
90%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Jones Sr., hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Jones Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Jones Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Jones Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.