The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Aaron Jones Sr.
Aaron Jones Sr. · MIN · RB
“Jones Sr. loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Jones Sr.'s week
- Jones Sr. gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
- Jones Sr. is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
74%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Jones Sr., drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Jones Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Jones Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Jones Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.