The Fumble Hex of Aaron Jones Sr.
Aaron Jones Sr. · MIN · RB
“The team goes up 21 early and Jones Sr. gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Jones Sr.'s week
- Jones Sr. is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Jones Sr. gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
85%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single tear from a Titans fan
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Jones Sr. drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Jones Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Jones Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Jones Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.