The Mystery Tweak Hex of Aaron Jones Sr.
Aaron Jones Sr. · MIN · RB
“Jones Sr. is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Jones Sr.'s week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Jones Sr.'s stadium. Only over Jones Sr..
- Jones Sr.'s best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
72%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single Eagles jersey, ironically worn
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Jones Sr.'s points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Jones Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Jones Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Jones Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.