The Late Scratch Hex of Aaron Jones Sr.
Aaron Jones Sr. · MIN · RB
“Jones Sr. will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Jones Sr.'s week
- Jones Sr. goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Jones Sr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UTEP's biggest rival.
83%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Eye of Eagles, tongue of ref,
Bring Vikings down to grief,
Jones Sr. scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Jones Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Jones Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Jones Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.