The Snap Count Hex of Aaron Jones Sr.
Aaron Jones Sr. · MIN · RB
“The team goes up 21 early and Jones Sr. gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Jones Sr.'s week
- Jones Sr. sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Jones Sr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UTEP's biggest rival.
84%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Jones Sr.'s points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Jones Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Jones Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Jones Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.