The Hamstring Hex of Aaron Jones Sr.
Aaron Jones Sr. · MIN · RB
“Jones Sr. runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Jones Sr.'s week
- A mysterious flag erases Jones Sr.'s only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Jones Sr. will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
81%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single tear from a Raiders fan
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Jones Sr., drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Jones Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Jones Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Jones Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.