The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Aaron Jones Sr.
Aaron Jones Sr. · MIN · RB
“Jones Sr. gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Jones Sr.'s week
- Jones Sr. will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
- Jones Sr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UTEP's biggest rival.
82%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Jones Sr., hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Jones Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Jones Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Jones Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.