The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Aaron Jones Sr.
Aaron Jones Sr. · MIN · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Jones Sr.'s stadium. Only over Jones Sr..” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Jones Sr.'s week
- Jones Sr. will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Jones Sr. will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
75%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single Saints jersey, ironically worn
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Eye of 49ers, tongue of ref,
Bring Vikings down to grief,
Jones Sr. scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Jones Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Jones Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Jones Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.