The Mystery Tweak Hex of Aaron Jones Sr.
Aaron Jones Sr. · MIN · RB
“The broadcast shows Jones Sr. on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Jones Sr.'s week
- Jones Sr. tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Jones Sr. sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
92%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Jones Sr.'s Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Jones Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Jones Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Jones Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.