The Phantom Flag Hex of Aaron Jones Sr.
Aaron Jones Sr. · MIN · RB
“Jones Sr.'s best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Jones Sr.'s week
- Jones Sr.'s only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- The team goes up 21 early and Jones Sr. gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
88%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single tear from a Bengals fan
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Jones Sr., hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Jones Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Jones Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Jones Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.