The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Aaron Jones Sr.
Aaron Jones Sr. · MIN · RB
“Jones Sr. breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Jones Sr.'s week
- Jones Sr. is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Jones Sr. gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
90%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Panthers locker room
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Jones Sr.'s Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Jones Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Jones Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Jones Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.