The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Aaron Jones Sr.
Aaron Jones Sr. · MIN · RB
“Jones Sr. gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Jones Sr.'s week
- Jones Sr. will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- The team goes up 21 early and Jones Sr. gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
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Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Jones Sr. drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Jones Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Jones Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Jones Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.