The Phantom Flag Hex of Aaron Jones Sr.
Aaron Jones Sr. · MIN · RB
“Jones Sr. is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Jones Sr.'s week
- Jones Sr. breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
- Jones Sr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UTEP's biggest rival.
77%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single Browns jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Jones Sr.'s stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Jones Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Jones Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Jones Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.