The Mystery Tweak Hex of Aaron Jones Sr.
Aaron Jones Sr. · MIN · RB
“Jones Sr. gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Jones Sr.'s week
- Jones Sr. is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Jones Sr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UTEP's biggest rival.
81%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A used challenge flag
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Jones Sr. drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Jones Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Jones Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Jones Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.