The Hamstring Hex of Aaron Jones Sr.
Aaron Jones Sr. · MIN · RB
“Jones Sr.'s best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Jones Sr.'s week
- Jones Sr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UTEP's biggest rival.
- Jones Sr. goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
89%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Jones Sr. drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Jones Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Jones Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Jones Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.